Indians - Nationalists and Patriots

At the dinner table, the other night, I had an interesting discussion with my younger brother about two words, separated only by a thin line. Patriotism and Nationalism. The reason for this discussion is a different story.

Nerdy Sexual Harassment

As it turns out one of my nerdy friends was scolded by a colleague for getting too personal with a lady co-worker at work. I and another friend had theories about what he must have asked. Some of them are listed below:

(CAUTION: NERDY JOKES with SUGGESTIVE THEMES!)