Sunday, January 24, 2010

Nerdy Sexual Harassment

As it turns out one of my nerdy friends was scolded by a colleague for getting too personal with a lady co-worker at work. I and another friend had theories about what he must have asked. Some of them are listed below:



(CAUTION: NERDY JOKES with SUGGESTIVE THEMES!)



Theory 1: "Which standard do you follow in your port?"


Theory 2: "What type of cable do you need for giving proper Dolby Digital or DTS experience?"



Theory 3: "What is your sound to thrust ratio?



Theory 4: "Do you want stereo or mono sensations in your upper knobs?"




Theory 5: "Do you mind if I do an installation?"




Theory 6: "How would you like connecting with me via a small low impedance cable that would provide with high quality digital audio?"




Theory 7: "Is your 2.1 system with full range speakers or just ordinary satellites?"



Theory 8: "Is your slot PCIe capable because that would mean more bandwidth, lower latency and it could accommodate my small card."



Theory 9: "Are you a workstation or just home entertainment series?"



Theory 10: "Is your larynx ASIO compatible for low latency so that I'd know when exactly you are feeling pleasure. Could it be with a verbose output?"



Theory 11: "Are your components detachable so that I can take them home and use them at my own free will. The sync is taking a very long time!"

Remember, if you don't get the joke, you don't get the joke!

(Special thanks to Db)

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